53% Stupid

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1. [ ] Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out

2. [ ] Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails.

3. [x] Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking (orkies)

5. [ ] Choked on your own spit while you were talking

6. [] Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not, or had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head!

7. [x] Been caught staring at your crush by your crush

8. [x] Have looked for something for at least 5 min then realised it was in your hand

9. [x] Tried to push open a door that said pull

10. [x] Tried to pull open a door that said push



Running total: 5



11. [ ] Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love-potion

12. [x] Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else

13. [x] Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs

14. [ ] Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave

15. [ ] Have gotten gum stuck in your hair

16. [] Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble

17. [] Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it

18. [X] Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard

19. [x] Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name

20. [] Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot



Running total: 9



21. [x] Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on

22. [x] Have fallen out of a moving vehicle

23. [x] Have run into a closed door

25. []Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it

26. [] It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke

27. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer

28. [ ] Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. [x] Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk

30. [ ] Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock



Running total: 13



31. [ ] After someone told you that there was gum/poo on the ground, you stepped in it

32. [x] Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside

33. [] Walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else

34. [ ] Been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property

35. [] Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc when its on, even though you knew it was hot

36. [x] Taken off your clothes to change into something else then accidentally put the old clothes back on

37. [x] Wondered why something wasn't working then realised it wasn't plugged in

38. [] Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard

39. [x] Walked into a pole

40. [ ] Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident/stolen someone's shoes by accident



Running total: 17



41. [x] Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realising it then left your house

42. [] Tried to take a picture of someone's eye with the flash on

43. [x] Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small

44. [ ] Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realising it

45. [x] Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there, you forgot what it is was that you were going to do (ALL THE TIME YOU HAVE NO IDEA!)

46. [ ] Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. [x] Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up

48. [x] Have poked yourself in the eye

49. [ ] Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on

50. [ ] Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair



Running total: 21



51. [x] Have done enough stupid things to take this test

52. [] Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil

53. [] Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realising it

54. [] Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place

55. [x] Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were

56. [ ] Looked into an overhead purposefully while it was on

57. [ ] Got up early and got ready for school/work, then realised that you didn't have school/work that day.

58. [x] Forgot your own phone number

59. [x] Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. [x] Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny



Running total: 26



61. [ ] Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa

62. [] Said funner then had someone make fun of you for it

63. [x] Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence

64. [] Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person

65. [x] Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side

66. [ ] Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions

67. [ ] Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong

68. [x] Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it

69. [ ] Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out

70. [] Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught


Running total: 29



71. [] When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. [ ] Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb

73. [ ] Ran into a door jam

74. [x] Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid

75. [x] Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. [ ] Have licked playground sand

77. [x] Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. [x] Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk/high when you weren't

79. [x] Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. [x] Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would hurt



Running total: 35


81. [ ] Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off

82. [x] Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again

83. [] Sat and wondered why men's dress shirts have a loop on the back

84. [x] Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about

85. [x] Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. [ ] Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone

87. [x] Laughed out loud in the middle of class over something you just thought up in your head

88. [ ] When at a restaurant, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people

89. [ ] Have flung forks/spoons at people in a restaurant

90. [ ] Tripped and made the waiter drop the food



Running total: 39



91. [x] As you are writing, you move your head back and forth with your pen/pencil

92. [ ] Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them

93. [] Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper

94. [ ] Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realising it wasn't yours

95. [x] Have started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. [x] Read a whole book but during the whole book you weren't even paying attention

97. [] You have spelled your own name wrong before

98. [] When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling

99. [x] Have used your calculator as a form of communication in a class

100. [ ] Have popped a balloon in your mouth

Running total: 53

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42% stupid

I was sure i'd be worse than you